If this isn't illegal, it ought to be...

When I'm tired and my son can't fall asleep, I'll lie down with him, usually conking out way before he does. My husband comes in and wakes me up when he's about to go to bed himself. It's nice because that way I get to feel like a failure as a mommy (never taught my kid to just go to bed and go to sleep, already) and a wife (don't spend enough quality time with my man).