She didn't ask to be born this recently!

When my daughter was ten years old, she asked me if she could shave her legs. I was ten when I started shaving, but I had black hair on my legs. My daughter inherited her father's coloring and is blessed with blond hair on her legs and arms, so I said no. I really did not see a reason for her to shave her legs and I told her I thought she was too young.

Of course, she was incensed. There was a lot of yelling and door slamming. She asked over and over, "Why?" and I replied over and over, "Because you're too young."

Finally she screamed back, "It's not my fault I'm too young, it's YOUR fault! You should have had me sooner!"

I am a really bad mommy!