Real Bad Mommies hit the Happiest Place!

A woman told me that she was visiting Disneyland with her six-year-old son for the first time. He had never been on a rollercoaster before, so she wanted to try him out on something easy to see how he liked it. The height requirement for the Matterhorn was low, so she assumed that the ride was okay for him.

Well, they got on the ride, and as soon as they got to a dark point her son started yelling, "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!" over and over until the ride ended. After that, her son made rules for rollercoasters (outdoors only, not in the dark, not fast, and no monsters).

It had only happened to her a few days before, but she planned to feel guilty about it indefinitely.