The Return of the Real Bad Mommies!

Okay, it's been way too long. I have stories saved up -- some of my own, some from friends, some from total strangers -- and it's time to start posting again. I promise to start posting regularly. In fact, after this public service announcement, I'll post something actually funny. But will you please, if you think about it, send in some Real Bad stories of your own? It gets so lonely without you! If you're a Real Bad Daddy, please send in your horror stories. We do have a men's auxiliary group, and we'll laugh just as cruelly at your horrifying lack of parenting skills, no matter what you have going on under your belt. --The Baddest of the Bad