Wait -- didn't the president just condemn this kind of behavior?

My son was being very sarcastic and rude, and I was annoyed. So when he went to take a drink, I kept making goofy faces and weird noises so he would splutter every time he tried to so much as sip. I must have tortured him for a solid five minutes before we arrived at an agreement that both of us would act like civilized human beings for the rest of the evening, at least.