Okay, I've heard about GIRLS getting cycle-locked, but this is ridiculous!

My son was being snippy -- nothing really awful, but it was a day that I had already claimed as my personal property when it came to 'tude. After he gave a particularly saucy reply to a perfectly civil question, I snapped and said, "Okay, are you about to get your period, too?"

My husband gave me his patented "I don't live here, I don't even know these people" look and asked me if RBM was hurting for material today. "Not anymore," I said.